I got my mother’s insanity and her trust issues and my father’s temper and his secretive ways. They never were the most stable people. Imagine what I’m like when I’m the two of them together as one person…
Maybe some of us aren’t meant to be here. (via highanxietylowsleep)

dopernose:

*Fox News voice* Was slavery really about race???

The cool thing about dating med students is they’re all masochistic.

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: unchichi)

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*